Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Brent: 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Jay: Its time I get my black ass out of here. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Jay: That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Jay: Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Silent Bob shakes his head]. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Sheriff: Show some respect. Jay: What've I been telling you? The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Justice: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: James Van Der Beek: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Jay's Mother: is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Are we gonna have a problem again? While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. So your in this for the pussy right? Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". 8.2 . That shit is the mad notes. I quit! Jay: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Brodie: It's really a fucking drag. Especially you. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. You don't know "Jungle Love?" An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Chaka's Production Assistant: There's a script for this movie? "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". This guy'll suck your dick. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Something sweet, ya big goof. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. And for the record, I ain't gay. There they are! Jay: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Brodie: I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Whillenholly: Right. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Will you fuck me when you get out? Then I rub my nose with it. Jay: Brent: You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Brodie: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. That's it boy, put the dick down. Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Read more Read reviews Add to list . And you've both got your own monkey. Whillenholly: Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. the wrong way. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. YO! Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Whillenholly: Chrissy: Justice: Passerby: Hooker #1: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Oh, you're the executive producer. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? There's females present. You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Have you seen them roaming around? Hey! I know it's in there! Of course. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. [appears out of nowhere] Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Jay: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Jay: Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. The white man stole it. Jay: Jay: Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Thank you and enjoy the show. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. It's either this or jail. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? Estimated time: 6 mins. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Holden: I'll give you half of what I make. I said you LOVE the cock. Jay: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Oh my God. Look at me. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Oh sweet irony! [Looks down] Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Sissy: I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Gus Van Sant: Jay: So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Chaka Luther King: Good luck! Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? It's the new millennium. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Jay: Tell him, Steve-Dave. Jay: Tricia Jones: However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Chaka's Production Assistant: Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. [cocky] Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Sheriff: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Okay, you two. Here's your coffee sir. Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Well, actually there was this one time Clark: You gotta go from the heart, yo. I can't believe Judi Dench played me. And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Whillenholly: We've gotta go. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Sorry, Justice. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Devil Jay: This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? This job just passed the point of no return! It was just a tranquilizer. - Niggaz With Puppets. Let's go, misters. [appears out of nowhere] In prison, he'll be the pie. Fred: Alyssa Jones: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Why? Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Chaka Luther King: Must kill him, doesn't it! [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Gus? Stealin' the little monkey. Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. That was them wasn't it? Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Jason Biggs: I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. You've got the wrong guys! I pinch it like this. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Brent: He's crying out, "When Lord? Take sex for example. Un-ban us. Matt Damon: Oh Yeah! The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Cast and Crew . But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing.